SAMMER OF THE GODS's definitions

ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

frog

(Frawgah)n.,v. to punch someone in the upper arm or chest with the middle knuckle partically extended to inflict a sharp concerntrated blow. origin of the name is based on the quick flick of a frog's tounge.

Dude, look at the bruise where your brother frogged me!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS February 18, 2007

crawdaddy

(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.

Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

lung lounge

(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.

BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

pocket juggler

(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.

My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

Jesus cruisers

(Jee•ZUS•CRU•zers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps.

That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006