BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?
by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006
(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.
Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 02, 2006
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 01, 2006
(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.
Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 01, 2006
(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.
My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006
(PISS•puc)n.
A urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.
A urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.
I was taking a whizz at the game last night and when my stream hit the piss puck, it spewed back blue juice all over my khakis. It looked like i banged smurfette.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS May 15, 2006
(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008