(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008
(belly•SCRAPE•enz)n. any food that falls and hangs onto or stains one's shirt, tie or coat that are later consumed by the offender or a pet.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 01, 2006
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 01, 2006
BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?
by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006
(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 01, 2006
(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS March 24, 2006
(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.
by sammer of the gods May 16, 2006