SAMMER OF THE GODS's definitions

crawdaddy

(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.

Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

lung lounge

(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.

BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

pocket juggler

(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.

My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

Jesus cruisers

(Jee•ZUS•CRU•zers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps.

That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

Piss Puck

(PISS•puc)n.
A urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.

I was taking a whizz at the game last night and when my stream hit the piss puck, it spewed back blue juice all over my khakis. It looked like i banged smurfette.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS May 22, 2006

Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006

grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.

Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006