SAM's definitions

shit on my cheese

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

by Sam March 16, 2005

clockwork orange

someone who appears normal to the eye and holds the colors of life (orange), but is really a tool for someone or something else (clockwork)

Alex, from the movie A Clockwork Orange became a clockwork orange for the government.

by sam May 13, 2005

shitsack

A member of the male gender who wipes his ass from front to back

Example: Negative. We just won't go there.

by Sam May 13, 2005

nuttsacker

A move in chess where you knock over the opponents pieces with your nutsack.

Finklehelm - 'Ha ha, checkmate'
Marmaduke - 'Oh no, you got me with the old nuttsacker...'

by Sam March 17, 2005

Superdouche

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.

No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.

by Sam March 17, 2005

dudewhore

Dudewhore

(N) One who perpetuates his own social status through the use of raw muscle, or pictures taken with modern electronics, in order to impress girls. The dudewhore often travels alone, or with few others, due to the fact that having more people means less individual attention. He is often mistaken for an A+F model, so it's all good.

(V) The act of being a dudewhore.

(N) The dudewhore looked over his shoulder at the bar, sized up his prey, and readied the picture of his abs on his cellphone.

(V) He proceeded to dudewhore as he had never done before.

by Sam March 17, 2005

banana phone

a phone that is a banana. also a song by raffi

the banana phone was a good song

by sam May 13, 2005