arbitrarian

-that person in a group, who wherever they are, is constantly trying to keep the noise/speaking volume down.
-like a librarian who has taken on the job to arbitrarily hush everyone.

Chip- Keep it down you guys..
Jake- I'm trying to tell the story, who made you the arbitrarian?

by S. Gordon January 25, 2010

showphisticated

the mere attempt to be sophisticated by the outward appearance.

the guys a total idiot, but you wouldn't no it because he's showphisticated.

by S. Gordon January 25, 2010