Ryan_the_retard's definitions

♋

I'm not sure what it means really, but I use this to say 69 a lot because that's what I see in it.

Mom: Hey son, what's 713 - 644?
Fred: HAAA, that's ♋ bro 😆

by Ryan_the_retard October 21, 2022

Pulling A Niko Bellic

When someone is thrown out of a car. It can either be an extremely brutal collision or a swing set. Either way, you're flying.

Me: *walking down the street*
*sees two cars get into a brutal accident where a driver flies out of the windshield*
Driver: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Ahh, you're pulling a Niko Bellic there, aren't you?

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Noneleft

The opposite of being alright. In other words, you're completely boned.

"Hey bro, how've you been today"?
"Really bad. Noneleft".
"Well shit... Hope you're better tomorrow then..."

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

🌬️

What a cloud looks like if their birthday is today and they're blowing out their candles.

🌬️ 🎂

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Arizona

The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel

Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.

by Ryan_the_retard November 4, 2022

Keithsburg

A tiny town in Illinois by the border of Iowa. It's full of meth heads and abandoned houses. There's a Casey's and a shit ton of bars for old drunk white guys.

I went to Keithsburg IL the other day.

Yuck!

by Ryan_the_retard November 23, 2021

🐦s and the 🐝s

A conversation that alot of middle-aged dads will give to their son when they're maybe 12 or so.

Son, it's time for the🐦s and the 🐝s talk.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022