Definitions by Ryan Reeves

moustachio 

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

moustachio by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

pooner

to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it

Colin Miller is a huge pooner!

pooner by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003

poonaner 

One who is even bigger then a pooner. Quite possible the biggest pussy alive.

Candice, Scott is a poonaner.

poonaner by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003