Ryan Jackson's definitions
-verb
To be of witness to the attestation of a male or female's swagger. Most often, the person just knows that he or she has been swaggified.
To be of witness to the attestation of a male or female's swagger. Most often, the person just knows that he or she has been swaggified.
Kim: Dad, I can't believe you're alive!
President Palmer: Jack, thank you again for saving the world. I will swaggify you, even though you have undoubtedly been swaggified at birth.
Jack Bauer: I know, Mr. President. I know.
Kim: Swaggified?
President Palmer: Swaggified!
Jack Bauer: Swaggified.
President Palmer: Jack, thank you again for saving the world. I will swaggify you, even though you have undoubtedly been swaggified at birth.
Jack Bauer: I know, Mr. President. I know.
Kim: Swaggified?
President Palmer: Swaggified!
Jack Bauer: Swaggified.
by Ryan Jackson February 7, 2007
Get the Swaggifiedmug. two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
Get the double shaftmug. Someone who, whether conscious of it or not, is living a life similar to those on the television show, The OC. It is a derogatory term for those who are living (or attempting to live) the 'high life.' This person is loosely reminiscent of a prep.
Son: I'm thinkin' of gettin' one of those mp3 players
Father: Well-
Son: But I don't want an Ipod 'cause I don't wanna be an OC
Father: I'm proud of you son
Father: Well-
Son: But I don't want an Ipod 'cause I don't wanna be an OC
Father: I'm proud of you son
by Ryan Jackson August 17, 2006
Get the OCmug. Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008
Get the T&Pmug. The lowest form of human life possible.
As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.
He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...
The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.
The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.
He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...
The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.
The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
Authentic example of a somebaddy confronting a nobaddy:
Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?
Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls
Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?
Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace
Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then
Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass
Somebaddy: datin' her?
Nobaddy: im out peace
Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy
Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?
Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls
Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?
Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace
Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then
Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass
Somebaddy: datin' her?
Nobaddy: im out peace
Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy
by Ryan Jackson December 9, 2008
Get the Nobaddymug. Abreviation that stands for confidence, appearance, and swagger. The result of having CAS is an emitted aura from one's body like when Charlie Murphy met Rick James. When you have all three, people will think you are walking down the red carpet everywhere you go.
See Al Pacino & Denzel Washington
See Al Pacino & Denzel Washington
Guy: you missed it today, my CAS was off tha hook!
Fag: even if i was there i wouldnt have seen it...
Girl: oh burn!
Guy: well is it my problem that youre so big everyone is forced to see you?
Girl: ohhhhhhhhhh!
Fag: thats for me to know and you to find out
Girl: oh baby!
Guy: thats not even the right context
Girl: uh huh, uh huh!
Guy: girl, stop touching youself in public
Girl: im almost done!
Fag: even if i was there i wouldnt have seen it...
Girl: oh burn!
Guy: well is it my problem that youre so big everyone is forced to see you?
Girl: ohhhhhhhhhh!
Fag: thats for me to know and you to find out
Girl: oh baby!
Guy: thats not even the right context
Girl: uh huh, uh huh!
Guy: girl, stop touching youself in public
Girl: im almost done!
by Ryan Jackson December 4, 2005
Get the CASmug. Annoying Guy: Did you watch Teletubies yesterday?
Ryan: Fucking no.
Annoying Guy: Geez you missed a helluva show! Oops! shouldn't say hell, erm, heck. Anyway, they were dancing and playing and-
Ryan: Lord, please shut this fashious guy up.
....
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Ryan: Thank you. The funeral will be in a week. I'll take care of the invitations for you.
God: AIGHT.
Ryan: Fucking no.
Annoying Guy: Geez you missed a helluva show! Oops! shouldn't say hell, erm, heck. Anyway, they were dancing and playing and-
Ryan: Lord, please shut this fashious guy up.
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Ryan: Thank you. The funeral will be in a week. I'll take care of the invitations for you.
God: AIGHT.
by Ryan Jackson January 10, 2006
Get the fashiousmug.