Definitions by Ryan David

SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge
AKA - The Internet

The place from which any question can be answered, given you're smart enough to find it.

Q: Do platypus really lay eggs?

A: I don't know, look it up on the Big Soak.

SOAK by Ryan David December 10, 2004

Big Soak 

AKA - SOAK
The source of all knowledge.
The internet

The Big Soak can answer your question.

Big Soak by Ryan David December 10, 2004

Gimchuck 

The white stuff that collects at the corners of your mouth when you are really thirsty or have been running.

After the 10K race Ryan had to wipe the gimchuck from his mouth.

Gimchuck by Ryan David October 19, 2003