Ryan B. (Apple Oinker)'s definitions

Urban Dictionary

A retarded website where you make up your own meanings for words. Usually these words contain Sexual content in them.

THE URBAN DICTIONARY!
21. Kelly 12 up 3 down

Definition: Slutty hooker that sucks dick and swallows cum

Example: That girl is such a Kelly.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) October 9, 2008

Dik

Shortened meaning of the word Dick.

Refering to the males genital organ, the penis.

My dik got big when i saw that porno.

Josh's dik is only 2 centimeters long.

A female doctor gave me my physical, and my dik got big.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) October 7, 2008

Michigan

One of the 50 states in the united states. Michigan has a lot of tourism, beaches, campgrounds, and they have the Petoskey stone which is a cool rock.

Also theres lots of dramatic weather changes.

Dad: We are going on a trip to michigan kids

Mom: take the jackets and the swim suits, its supposed to be 80 on tuesday, and 43 and rainy on tuesday.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) August 24, 2008

Sexiness

The amount of Sexy you have

Allison, the amount of sexiness you have is 11 on our 1-10 sexiness chart.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) October 7, 2008