Ryan's definitions

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

Scoonbuzzler

One who buzzles scoon

That man is a SCOONBUZZLER

by Ryan May 12, 2004

Mattapoisett

A town in Massachusetts that is "special", filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. Home to the shittiest school district in the world.

Kid - You live in Mattapoisett
Mattapoisetten-Yes
Kid - That Sucks

by Ryan August 31, 2005

bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass
you-o thats bologna cakes

by ryan January 29, 2004

bttt

back to the top. see 'bump'

"This is an important post that everyone should read, so bttt."

by ryan August 5, 2004

crippled

1.When friends gather at tim/jordans to get really really high!

1.Awww man I'm so crippled.

by Ryan February 18, 2005

Pop Rocks & Coke

1) A good song by the band Green Day
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.

While I was listening to Green Day, I saw this guy eat a handful of Pop Rocks followed instantly by a swig of Coca-Cola, then his head exploded like a watermelon.

by Ryan August 16, 2004