my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.
by Ryan January 26, 2004
After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw
"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"
by Ryan April 21, 2004
a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too
by ryan January 17, 2005
One of the best Administrators of DeviantArt Chat ever, women cannot resist him. He has charm, style, and administrative skills, and is banging your significant other as we speak.
by Ryan November 28, 2004
1) A kick-ass administrator of dAmn chatrooms.
2) Founder of the dAmn Coalition.
3) The guy you want to be.
2) Founder of the dAmn Coalition.
3) The guy you want to be.
by Ryan December 02, 2004
by ryan December 08, 2004