Ryan's definitions

desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

by ryan September 8, 2006

brobatious

Something that is bro to the max.

Yo bro, check out that brobatious lifted F-150.

by Ryan February 23, 2005

humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

by ryan December 1, 2004

plimpin

a pimp and playa merged into one, also known as a david.

"david, those shoes are fully plimpin"

by ryan March 11, 2004

bttt

back to the top. see 'bump'

"This is an important post that everyone should read, so bttt."

by ryan August 5, 2004

crippled

1.When friends gather at tim/jordans to get really really high!

1.Awww man I'm so crippled.

by Ryan February 18, 2005

Pop Rocks & Coke

1) A good song by the band Green Day
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.

While I was listening to Green Day, I saw this guy eat a handful of Pop Rocks followed instantly by a swig of Coca-Cola, then his head exploded like a watermelon.

by Ryan August 16, 2004