Definitions by Rusty Shackles

quarter stick 

A partial erection, a chub, a rush of blood to the penis but not enough to become fully erect.

I was walking down the hall behind that girl from legal and her tight pants with no panty lines gave me a quarter stick.

quarter stick by Rusty Shackles October 18, 2012

fucktardulous 

adjective: a level of stupidity that is beyond comprehension.

So those presentations that are due tomorrow that we spent two weeks doing need to be redone because the template is wrong?

That's fucktardulous.

fucktardulous by Rusty Shackles August 23, 2011

stallmate 

When two or more people attempt to stall stall while in a public bathroom, resulting in many minutes of silence while all parties involved just sit quietly in their stalls.

After several minutes of complete silence I realized that I was stuck in a stallmate with the fellow next to me.

stallmate by Rusty Shackles October 26, 2010

Fruity Pants 

Any male, gay or straight, who acts effeminate; a flamer or fairy. Anyone with a faux hawk.

Check out Brian's hair today, he's quite the fruity pants.

Fruity Pants by Rusty Shackles July 28, 2010