2 definitions by Rusty Dalton

Cock Bag

n. Condom. Used to physically block semen ejaculated during intercourse. Prevents worthless people from reproducing and protects the rest of us from sexually transmitted diseases.

I'd never stick it in that whore... without a cock bag!!! Yay for latex!

by Rusty Dalton July 29, 2008

Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

by Rusty Dalton July 29, 2008