Russell Clark's definitions

openlid

Describing a student with more college hours than typically required for graduation but who remains ineligible for a degree.

Yo, that mug been to 'bout eight different universities in the past 10 years though he still openlid!

by Russell Clark May 21, 2003

chaw

An embarrassing lie from which one cannot extricate oneself.

He was caught in a chaw once they confronted him with the person whom he said started the rumor.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

South California

Any bogus place of origin. A term connoting personal or group suspicion about someone's stated place of origin.

Once Jill got Miss "big noise" out of the limelight and talked to her off to the side. . . turned out the lil hobag had crashed the party. Yeah, I asked her where she was from and she said, "South California" hehe!

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

unbefugly

Unbelievably fucking ugly

He was too drunk to realize she was unbefugly

by Russell Clark April 21, 2003

scioness

The female counterpart to a scion. A female descendant or child of a wealthy, aristocratic, or influential family. An heiress to a financial empire.

Sporting a diamond-encrusted Tiara, Miss Erica Rose, unabashed debutante and scioness of the Franklin-Cindi empire, is the most promisingly treacherous of contestants vying to star on this year's Roman rehash of "The Bachelor", which shall showcase 25 ambitious young thangs dueling to wed the Prince Lorenzo Borcheezy, who it is reputed holds a number of lapsed ducal titles to small tracts of property in the Southern United States, among them the little fleabite of a (or flea-bitten) town of Collyel, Louisiana in Livingston Parish.

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

chunky dunking

Skinny dipping for the corpulent. Fat-assed exhibitionism.

That BBW wanted to go chunky dunking in the hot tub with me. I told her I would, but that I was afraid we'd have to take turns!

by Russell Clark May 30, 2006

Prozagra

A fusion of the drug names, Prozac and Viagra. A cocktail of medications or herbal supplements that elevates both mood and libido or produces a beneficial effect on both by elevating either.

Jim must have started on Prozagra or something. Lately he seems to have taken out a new lease on life!

by Russell Clark December 3, 2006