Rupert Gehmlich's definitions

slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.

"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"

by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007

owening

A verb meaning the act of camping excessively in an online first or third person shooting game.

Man, Owen's owening again, he's definitely got a world record in camping.

by Rupert Gehmlich October 13, 2007

rankin'

To pass large amounts of rank-smelling gas in a short amount of time.

"Man, that guy was rankin' it up in Math class today."

by Rupert Gehmlich May 3, 2006

behind kind

One who seems very sexy from the behind view, but might as well be a troll from the frontal view - preferrably given pleasure from behind, be it doggystyle or any other "behind" sex positions; similar to butterface.

"I was walking up to this hot girl at the party Saturday night, but when she turned around I almost threw up -- she was definetly a behind kind if I had to screw her."

by Rupert Gehmlich July 24, 2006

lockering

The act of being at one's locker.

"Oh man, yesterday before school I saw Andréa lockering."

by Rupert Gehmlich January 24, 2006

snailer

One who travels slowly resulting in the slowing down of others who travel with that person.

"Andrew's such a snailer, it takes us fifteen minutes to walk up the block to the local dépanneur."

by Rupert Gehmlich September 15, 2006

turd buncher

One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.

"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."

by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006