Definitions by Rude Stooge

Ethan

Ethan is the kind of kid that will drink 65 carpi-suns at lunch.

Don't be an Ethan

Look at Ethan Drinking his Capri-Suns

Ethan by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020

Ethan

The kind of kid to start screeching and pointing his tongue out at the lunch table and pretending he's an iguana. Ethan's are usually Ginger and have zero friends. You can usually tell its an Ethan by the fact they are most likely sitting alone. Avoid Ethan.

Man- " Who is that kid smacking himself in the head with a book?"

Other Man- "Probably Ethan."

Ethan by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020

Connor 

Connors usually have the appearance of something in between a Slim Jim and a Mongoose. They are the kind of person that will dip their French Fries in Gasoline. Avoid Connors.

Man-"Who is that kid that looks like a Slim Jim"?

Other Man-" That's Connor."

Connor by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020