Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence?

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Briggsy Slap Up

An event where non people, i.e artists and transgender folk, gather to strip naked and slap each others bodies whilst wearing false nails. Towards the end of the event, the tide turns from innocent naked slapping into an intense sexual affair where the slap of pelvic thrust against chafed buttocks gives it the name 'Briggsy Slap Up'

A group of funny folk were spotted catching the next mini bus to the Briggsy Slap Up

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Briggsy Sprinkler System

Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.

I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008