The Dolly Parton

When you're titty fucking your girlfriend and the two of you are singing a duet.

"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

The Appomattox Courthouse

When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.

Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012