The Bruce Lee

When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.
My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.

Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
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