Roy Sanchez's definitions

cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"

Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

vagina sting

1: When a woman is walking around naked and gets stung by a bee on a vag lip. It causes great swelling and orgasmic satisfaction.

The crazy nudist ho got a vagina sting and fell into an orgasmic rage.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

fudge packing

1:The packaging of chocolate or peanut butter fudge into a box.

My dad is known for his fudge packing at the local candy store. Children and adults alike come miles to get their fudge packed by him.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

sopping snatch

1: A dripping wet vagina. Usually results from impure thoughts about penis or other chicks vags. Can also result from a loving touch every now and again.

Ashleigh has a sopping snatch.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

punaner

1: A noun describing a dirty wet vagina. Although, the vagina does not need to be dirty or wet, it just helps.

2: An insult inferring vagina status

1: That punaner was so scrumptious I shit my pants.

2: That Zach Taylor kid is such a punaner.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

lucky charms

1: Medically, this is when someone recieves an enema and cannot contain the pressure long enough. Due to the pressure the patient continuously begins "blowing ass" all over the nurse or doctor. The result is little speckles, or lucky charms, all over their face and/or body.

2: The best fucking cereal. EVAR.

1: Honey, how'd your day at work go? Some guy blew ass all over my face during an enema and got lucky charms all over me.

2: I love Lucky Charms so much I shit my pants.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006