oar

1.) A tool used to row a boat.
2.) How Irish people pronounce the letter "R".

American guy: "Hand me the oar, we need to get this boat moving."
Irish guy: "Did you see Oar-T-E News last night?"

by RoundenBrown November 09, 2018

yardshark

A dog, so named because they live in yards and bite people like sharks do.

A yardshark mauled a toddler to death today.

by RoundenBrown September 18, 2021

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021

ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

Gobblegobblestan

Country in Southeast Europe. Capital Ankara.

The largest city in Europe is Istanbul, Gobblegobblestan.

by RoundenBrown January 26, 2022

hu dat is?

Translation: "Might I inquire as to the identity of the individual in question?"

Yo, I hit up Jamal from E Street yesterday.

Hu dat is?

by RoundenBrown August 07, 2022

Minnesota Twins

A large pair of Midwestern breasts.

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022