gampers

N. A gift received by a woman who is being given oral pleasure by a septigenarian with false teeth.

Grant loved pleasing women so much in his old age that he would often "give them the gampers" and have to buy new dentures.

by Rosemary May 08, 2003

bumsex

When bums (hobos, or homeless people if you will) have sexual intercourse.

"Wow you saw some bumsex? That shit's better than bumfights!"
"Yeah it was in a big cardboard box."

by Rosemary February 24, 2004

Missing Sausage

Humourous pet-name for Mississauga, a western suburb of Toronto.

It takes ages to get anywhere in Missing Sausage because there aren't enough buses and everything is spread out too much.

by Rosemary April 17, 2004