Rosa's definitions
Short for malco-ordinated. Similar to retard or spastic or any other word which mocks 'special' people (otherwise know as society drainers). Extremely politically correct. Often follows 'dirty' or 'fucking'
by rosa May 2, 2003
Get the malcomug. 
you know when u get a report card and ur teacher gave u a "U"? Well it stands for unicorn, as D stands for dolphin.
"no mother i did not get an unsatisfactory grade on my report card u must have mistaken it, i got a unicorn on my report card."
by Rosa February 27, 2004
Get the unicornmug.