A village just southwest of Chicago that is known for a severe tornado that tore it apart back in the 1960's. Also known as Stroke Lawn and Joke Lawn, due to its doofis political leaders. Also known in GuinnessBook of World Records repeatedlyas the noisiest town in the USA, due to constant ambulances going to the local trauma center all day and night, 24-7-365, many times with shot up Chicagoland Gang Bangers. Additionallythere are non sto train horns,loud trucks, cars and motorcycles, and mentally disturbed people everywhere causing disturbances , noise, and problems. Barking dogs are everywhere, and all the rental apartments are section 8 buildings. The town is basically an extention of Chicago. The local politicians are known for being boozers and lazy slackers who fail to do much other than to let the good busineses slip away and close, and get them replaced with garbage ghettolike fast food joints, which bring in more Section 8 types. There aretraffic jams everywhere, and the street lights are poorly sinchronized, causingconstant delays, and will make you take 20 minutes or so just to drive thru a town only a few miles long. There are also all sorts of signs posted everywhere, as the Mayor is a sign-happy Dimwit. Pretty much run just like Chicago, same mentality, and many of the same problems, due to shallow thinking and mentality. Complaints about ongoing problems are seldom addressed properly and rectified. It's pass the buck, Chicago Style. Patronage Lackeys
Oak Lawn was once a good place to live, but now sucks thanks to the politicians being lazy slackers.
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018
A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 04, 2018
A Butt-Pirate. A Homosexual
by Rory O'Doul January 28, 2022
a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
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by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
A southwest side Chicago with the heaviest population of Irish anywhere in the USA outside of Ireland. It is also called "Little Ireland". Almost everyone living there is part or full blooded Irish. Most are City workers and the neighborhood is known for many drunken hijinks, rowdiness, and numerous taverns. The women are mostly known for being frumpy, overweight, grouchy cows, and the men known for being sloppily dressed, lazy drunkards and rowdys, who are not very intelligent. Many of these problematic drunken adolescents are the sons and daughtera of police officers and firemen, and because of it, frequently avoid being arrested due to their parents connections.
Yes, the Lads over at the tavern again got drunk and were fighting, and the Cops assigned to Mount Greenwood again had to come out and break it up. No one was arrested as usual, because their Dads and Moms were all Chicago Cops and Firemen. The O'Toole Boy got another tooth knocked out, and only has 4 left. His fat wife came to Mass the next day, and was all smelly and looked like she slept in her clothes again.
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018