Definitions by Rory Mcilroy

Wikipedia Trap 

Failing to accomplish any significant reading on Wikipedia due to following related links, perusing only the intro to each article, and in doing so, straying far from the original topic.

I logged on to Wikipedia and searched credit default swaps. Ten minutes later I was reading about bisexuality in the 1800s. Hate the wikipedia trap.

Wikipedia Trap by rory mcilroy November 9, 2010

Oceans and Nations 

The distance one will go for a seemingly lost cause, usually romantic.

"I will cross oceans and nations for you"-person A
"Umm.. right"-person B
"He's insane in the brain"-person C

Oceans and Nations by Rory Mcilroy September 20, 2010

za wedge

The best most horrowshow parking spots at CP. Two straight up thugs park in them.

Shit man, it's so oozhassny if only I could snag the za wedge, but Dirty Mike jacked it from me." "Don't be razdraz; you just gotta wake up earlier.

za wedge by Rory Mcilroy August 26, 2010