by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.
GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"
by rory mcmoose May 08, 2005

Slang for Arse-hole.
by Rory McMoose May 03, 2005

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Forced usage of alternating speeds and positions due to movements of ecstacy in cunnilingus, making it difficult to achieve maximum clitoral stimulation. In extreme cases, can result in having to start again, causing irritation to both sexes.
"She started moving her hips up, so I had to fartlek her. She hit me as she was 'so close', bringing shame upon my family name."
by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

SCENARIO 1:
BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"
MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"
BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"
SCENARIO 2
BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"
MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"
BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"
SCENARIO 2
BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
