Rory McMoose's definitions

crashtian

When a man called christian rolls his car 3 DAYS after passing his test!

"Hey Crashtian...wanna roll down to town?"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

doggy

A sexual position, usually the best for a quickie, where the man has sex with a woman from behind.

Bend her over and fuck her doggy style.

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

burnt face man

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

bumbeard

1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult

1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

back door lover

1.)A gay man
2.)A straight man OBSESSED with anal sex
3.)A man who loves back doors

1.)"Look at that back door lover and his little poodle. Poof."
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

mungo

Slang for Arse-hole.

"She has a well loose mungo"
"I need a shit man, my mungo's killing me"
"Savage my mungo"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005