Rory McMoose's definitions

moosemove

Otherwise known as "pulling/doing the moose", the "moosemove", is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of sexual practice. It is usually defined as mistaking the anus for the vagina or clitoris, so is usually "pulled" during foreplay or "doggy sex".

"Dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that's not the funny part! She was too embarrassed to complain, and didn't tell him until 10 minutes in!"

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

bumbeard

1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult

1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

burnt face man

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

american inch

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

collectormania

When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.

GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"

by rory mcmoose May 8, 2005

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).

Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005