Rory McMoose's definitions

mooseplay

AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.

"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"

"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

doggy

A sexual position, usually the best for a quickie, where the man has sex with a woman from behind.

Bend her over and fuck her doggy style.

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

american inch

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).

Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

ladyspray

The Female ejaculation.

"Dude, that bitch almost drowned me with her ladyspray."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005