Rory McMoose's definitions

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Fartlek

Forced usage of alternating speeds and positions due to movements of ecstacy in cunnilingus, making it difficult to achieve maximum clitoral stimulation. In extreme cases, can result in having to start again, causing irritation to both sexes.

"She started moving her hips up, so I had to fartlek her. She hit me as she was 'so close', bringing shame upon my family name."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

american inch

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

mungo

Slang for Arse-hole.

"She has a well loose mungo"
"I need a shit man, my mungo's killing me"
"Savage my mungo"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

mooseplay

AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.

"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"

"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

doggy

A sexual position, usually the best for a quickie, where the man has sex with a woman from behind.

Bend her over and fuck her doggy style.

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005