Rory McMoose's definitions
AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.
"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"
"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."
"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."
by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005
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WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"
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