Rory McMoose's definitions

british inch

The true inch. An inch long. Nothing like the pathetic American Inch.

MAN"Look at my 8 inch beast!"
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

crashtian

When a man called christian rolls his car 3 DAYS after passing his test!

"Hey Crashtian...wanna roll down to town?"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

american inch

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

burnt face man

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

ladyspray

The Female ejaculation.

"Dude, that bitch almost drowned me with her ladyspray."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005