Ronald McDonald's definitions

Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

shrimp fried taco

1.)a taco with shrimp fried in a doughy batter 2.)a chinese vagina, poon, cunt, taco, hole with no ending 3.) a poon puked on after eating a delicious meal at red lobster

1.) Dude that shrimp fried taco had a pube in it. 2.)When I was in China I put it in a shrimp fried taco. 3.) Dude, I banged this chick so hard I got sick and gave her a shrimp fried taco!!!

by RoNaLd McDoNaLd January 29, 2004

Jones'd

same as above

When i had hardcore butt sex with your mom, YOU GOT JONES'D

by Ronald McDonald November 12, 2003

lennie and carl

two homosexuals who have serious african-heat loving on the download if you know how im flowin --- gggg g-unit!

"Lenny and Carl go together like butter pecan and southern friend chicken -- ggg g-unittttttttt!"

by Ronald McDonald May 2, 2003

quadsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to males, females, neuts and hermaphrodites.

No fair, quadsexuals get four times the pleasure of the rest of us.

by Ronald McDonald December 12, 2004

simcore

Someone who gets a "real rush" from gaming.

"Wow, i feel like such a Simcore! I just took out the whole enemy team and im really hyped up!"

by Ronald McDonald June 16, 2003