Ron_Thornbrash's definitions

General Lee

The car form the "Duke's of Hazard" TV show. It's a 1969, Dodger charger with altered engine, the number 01 on painted on the sides and the doors welded shut like a typical racing car. It was named after general Robert E. Lee, commanding general of the main Confederate Army during the Civil War. His army was based out of Virgina due to it'd large population. This would account for the car's Rebel Flag paint job and it's horn that played the first few notes of "Dixie". The car's main purpose was to drive really fast and do a lot of sweet jumps while the duke boys hooted and hallered.

Let's watch the general Lee jump another dip

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

illegal fireworks

Fireworks you buy over county or state lines and bring back for fun.

We smuggled illegal fireworks into the county.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 26, 2005

Crime and Punishment

A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.

I really hope "Crime and Punishment" isn't a long book.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

macBeth

the most evil, bloddy, cursed and short plays ever written by Shakespeare. In the story, Lord MacBeth meets up with three witches who say he's going to be king of scotland. MacBeth decides to speed the process up a bit and kills the king of Scotland, King Duncan. As king he starts killing off anyone he fears until Duncan's son, Malcolm, and lord MacDuff form in army in England to overthrow MacBeth. In the end Malcolm becomes king, MacBeth's wife goes insane and kills herself and McDuff shows up on stage with MacBeth's head. The big thing is that the play is cursed and it's bad luck to say it in a theatre. Those who believe in the curse refer to it as "The Scottish Play".

All hail MacBeth, king of Scotland!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005