The act of taking a story, throwing out the majority of the facts, building up the sensationalism and entertainment value, then presenting it as news.
The Foxify version; A drunken Armadillo takes car for a joy ride!
The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
by Roger Halunen January 30, 2007

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.
by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.
I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.
While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.
The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.
Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.
The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.
Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
