Definitions by Roger Halunen

Cellhole 

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.

I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.

While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.

The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.

Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.

Cellhole by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006

cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.

George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.

cunundrumucopia by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.

That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.

meteorolomythst by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

Condrumacopia - George W. Bush 

Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.

Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.

Condrumacopia - George W. Bush by Roger Halunen September 6, 2005