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Condrumacopia - George W. Bush

Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.
Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.
by Roger Halunen September 6, 2005
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Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008
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Foxify

The act of taking a story, throwing out the majority of the facts, building up the sensationalism and entertainment value, then presenting it as news.
The Foxify version; A drunken Armadillo takes car for a joy ride!

The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
by Roger Halunen January 30, 2007
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Cellcoholic

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.

Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.

This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
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