A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.
I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.
While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.
The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.
Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.
The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.
Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.
by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
