Cellcoholic

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.

Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.

This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
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cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.
George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.
by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006
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Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.
Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.
by Roger Halunen August 14, 2005
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Cellhole

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.
I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.

While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.

The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.

Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
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