Cellcoholic

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.

Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.

This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
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Mesomyopic

Showing a lack of foresight or long term planning in Mesopotamia (A geographic region in the Middle East also known as Persia or Iraq).
George W. Bush has proven to be Mesomyopic with his approach to the war, insurgency, or reconstruction in the Middle East
by Roger Halunen February 04, 2006
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Cellhole

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.
I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.

While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.

The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.

Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
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Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.
Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.
by Roger Halunen August 14, 2005
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