Rod_Jonse's definitions

jonse

Unisex, alternate form of Jonesy. Drummer/percussionist's name.

Jonse procured some fat beats for me the other night.

by Rod_Jonse August 10, 2017

Halo: Reach

Highly anticipated upcoming FPS game being made by Bungie Studios for the Xbox 360 console. It is a prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved and will be the last Halo game made by Bungie, who will afterwards move on to making another game of a new IP universe (or possibly a Marathon game). There will be a public beta starting May 3rd that anyone with a copy of Halo 3: ODST can access.

"Dude, have you pre-ordered Halo: Reach?"

"Yeah, I'm playing the Beta right now, too!"

by Rod_Jonse April 22, 2010

7-1

The worst thing to happen to "Brasil" ever in the history of sports, the best thing to happen for everyone else who isn't an abhorrent fucktard. Worst team in the history of sporting. Utter destruction.

HUE HUE HUE BRA7-1L HUE HUE HUE HUE

by Rod_Jonse July 13, 2014

The States

Informal way of referring to the United States of America, generally used by non-Americans, while most Americans tend to opt for "the US" when speaking to non-Americans.

I flew in from Heathrow Airport to JFK Airport in the states and immediately noticed a dead body outside the terminal.

by Rod_Jonse October 27, 2012

43-8

43-8

The new 18-1.

The last time I heard the words "bronco" and "vicious beating" was in 1994. Turns out 20 years later it's just 43-8.

by Rod_Jonse February 5, 2014