Definitions by Rod-Man
Alabama Hotpocket
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
Alabama Hotpocket by rod-man April 12, 2007
moist
this is a word refering to something being wet or soggy. crazy-ass bitches are deathly afraid of the word and cringe when they hear it.