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Definitions by Rock Hardigan

Hottie Bionics 

A term used to describe implants, lifts, tucks, and any other augmentation the "only skin deepers" choose to inflict upon themselves and the rest of us.
Guy A: Take a look, She is SOOO FINE!!

Guy B: Nah it's just Hottie Bionics... Check for the Scars.

Guy A: DUDE... ... ... that's so wrong...

Guy B: Just tryin to KEEP IT REAL!
Hottie Bionics by Rock Hardigan January 13, 2009
Any girl that is not 18 (AKA of legal age) is automatically labeled as being 12.
Guy A: Ummm there is WAYYY too much 12 here for my taste.

Guy B: Great... I shouldn't have to card my own dates!
12 by Rock Hardigan January 13, 2009

Plastic 12 

A term denoting the girls who are under 18 yet are trying to look 22 and or fake in some way.

Guy A: WOW so much Plastic 12 around here…

Guy B: Yeah I can’t believe their mommas would let them out on a school night.
Plastic 12 by Rock Hardigan January 13, 2009