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Definitions by Robert Segrin

friend collateral 

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral
A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.
Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!
Dog by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Friend Collateral 

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral.
A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.
Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!
DOG by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008