Robert MacKenzie's definitions

Boob Sucker

An overly sensitive male, aged puberty and up. Easy to frighten, prone to crying too much. Too wimpy to be picked on.

That boob sucker is so afraid of thunderstoms, he crawls into his parents' bed.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

bitchy

An all purpose word which in a positive sense means cool or entertaining or even funny.

That was so bitchy when you told off that sales clerk!

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

sewer train

A form of mass transportation, commonly known as the subway.

Crap! I gotta take the sewer train to work today.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

3way

3 people having sex. See threesome

I had the best 3way last night!

by Robert MacKenzie September 12, 2005

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005