Robert MacKenzie's definitions

puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Boob Sucker

An overly sensitive male, aged puberty and up. Easy to frighten, prone to crying too much. Too wimpy to be picked on.

That boob sucker is so afraid of thunderstoms, he crawls into his parents' bed.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

land barracuda

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

3way

3 people having sex. See threesome

I had the best 3way last night!

by Robert MacKenzie September 12, 2005

donkey

A big swinging dick. Sourced from "hung like a donkey" or "donkey dick."

My friend Karen loves donkey!

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

gestapo

1. (n) An overzealous or snooping boy/girlfriend.

2. (v) To constantly look over someone's shoulder or give the third degree.

3. The act of snooping/giving the 3rd degree.

1. I caught Gestapo reading through my emails.

2. I would have gone out last night, but I didn't want to be gestapo'd by my girlfriend.

3. My girlfriend pulled full gestapo on me about last night.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005