land barracuda

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005

donkey choppers

Someone with really big teeth.

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005

sewer train

A form of mass transportation, commonly known as the subway.

Crap! I gotta take the sewer train to work today.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005

puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005

gestapo

1. (n) An overzealous or snooping boy/girlfriend.

2. (v) To constantly look over someone's shoulder or give the third degree.

3. The act of snooping/giving the 3rd degree.

1. I caught Gestapo reading through my emails.

2. I would have gone out last night, but I didn't want to be gestapo'd by my girlfriend.

3. My girlfriend pulled full gestapo on me about last night.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005

cavity creep

Someone who has bad teeth.

Eww. That cavity creep tried coming on to me.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005