Definitions by Robert Aldridge

Perkins 

To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.

She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.

Perkins by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006

brown eye stinger

to have the bathroom door kicked open and get pimp slapped while taking a shit.

I just sat down on the pot when some guy put a brown eye stinger on me so hard I shit my whole load in one shot.

brown eye stinger by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006

bailey

to shit on the top of a car and sit in it. Then hold your legs straight up as high as you can and grab your toes. Then slide down the windshield screaming "Arrmageden".

My mom was so pissed when I pulled a bailey on her new car.

bailey by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006