Robbo's definitions

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003

Ga-Knomboe Boy

someone who uses zagga's cheapo proning tatics to earn points

by Robbo November 3, 2003

Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

by Robbo March 15, 2005

mess

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

by robbo December 7, 2003

blobzilla

A woman who is on her period and in full nag mode making their man's life a complete misery.

Keep away from Blobzilla, she's got the painters in and in full misery spreading mode.

by Robbo February 26, 2005

Sweeney Todd

Cockney Rhyming Slang. AKA The Sweeney. Flying Squad. A department within the English law enforcement organisation who deal with armed robberies etc.

Sweeney Todd - Flying Squad.

by Robbo February 26, 2005

spilt milk

Something mildly bad/unpleasant which has already happened, and nothing much can be done about. Usually referred to in the context of "stop crying over spilt milk".

"so you stuffed up a bit, stop cryin over spilt milk"

by robbo May 28, 2004