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A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.
" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
Get the game of freckles mug.A footballer or other person in the public domain who fucks around behind his wifes/fiancees back and gets caught doing so. also see Ashley Cole Teddy Sheringham
"Howay man, I can't believe you've thrown away our marraige for the sake of a cheap slapper, heres your ringback...I'm off to LA"
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
Get the Ringback mug.To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
Get the chasing cars mug.the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
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The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
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A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
A scarecrow
A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
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by Rob St Evenage March 17, 2008
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To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
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