Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff
by Rob St Evenage March 05, 2008
Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
by Rob St Evenage March 06, 2008
Darren eyes scanned through the Dulux colour card, was this some sort of trick he thought to himself, theres no such colour as fagnolia!
On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
by Rob St Evenage March 05, 2008
A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).
(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.
by Rob St Evenage March 05, 2008
Depressed that his diet wasn't going as well as it should Chris Moyles consoled himself by eating one of 8 Mars bars he had hidden under his manmams
by Rob St Evenage March 07, 2008
Ventriloquist and TV entertainer. Born with on the planet Bungle in 1958 and banished to Earth in 1973 for a series of sexual assaults involving marshmellows and a small rodent. After a bit part in ITV's Pipkins, Zippy (real name Curtis Cockininiszipper) found fame in the ITV cult childrens classic Rainbow. Zippy with the help his ventriloquist doll and alta ego George, Bungle played by Geoffrey Gaylord, Geoffrey played by Rod Janenfreddy and Rod, Jane and Freddy played by Jane Slut the worlds first and only conjoined triplet created Britains most watched TV show. In 1978 Zippy lost his left hand in a freak tumble dryer accident and no longer able to operate his doll George decided to retire to Brighton where he still lives with his civil partner Matthew Corbett. Also see Richard Gere puppet fisting orange frog
Zippy " haha haha I the best, haha I'm the best"
Geoffrey " shut up Zippy or i'll zip you up "
Zippy " Jog on Geoffrey jog ommmhmm hmmm mmm hmm "
George " yeah Zippy...you like that don't you bitch "
1974 rainbow pilot (never aired)
Geoffrey " shut up Zippy or i'll zip you up "
Zippy " Jog on Geoffrey jog ommmhmm hmmm mmm hmm "
George " yeah Zippy...you like that don't you bitch "
1974 rainbow pilot (never aired)
by Rob St Evenage March 07, 2008
A zippy
To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
To croak like an orange frog: To try to stop yourself from vomitting by putting your hand over your mouth.
by Rob St Evenage March 07, 2008