Definitions by Rob Seeker

Sadwich 

A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.

Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.

Sadwich by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020

Pestini 

Traditional vodka martini flavoured with basil leaf essence and pine nut oil. Also called a Pesto Martini.

I'll have a pestini please, shaken not stirred.

Pestini by Rob Seeker December 28, 2020

Faux-AP 

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

Faux-AP by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020