Rob Seeker's definitions

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

Pestini

Traditional vodka martini flavoured with basil leaf essence and pine nut oil. Also called a Pesto Martini.

I'll have a pestini please, shaken not stirred.

by Rob Seeker December 28, 2020

Sadwich

A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.

Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.

by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020