Definitions by Rob Parker

Pork monday 

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Pork monday by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

Tears for fears 

To cry when you are scared.

Stop crying.......

Tears for fears by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

Backgammon 

The use of clingfilm in sexual intercourse.

"Brian, we've been married for 15 years now and i was wondering..."
"NO! Stop asking me for a game of Backgammon, im not that way inclined!"

Backgammon by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

Blank 

An evening of drinking where you have certian parts of the night removed from your memory

I blanked last night

Blank by Rob Parker January 23, 2003