Definitions by Rob Earl

hoopshot 

When someone is checking out your ass.

Zude, that nympho ranger totally just gave you a smoking hoopshot! You fully ride the short bus if you dont hop on that hoop hound!

hoopshot by Rob Earl January 9, 2004

longcock 

One is longcocked when he has his girlfriend or object of his affection spirited away by someone who might be perceived as more virile.

Longcocked again! You are such a Nancyboy!

longcock by Rob Earl January 9, 2004

zude 

cyberpunk form of dude

Zude, like, what's up?

zude by Rob Earl January 8, 2004

zum

short for summer

zude, how's your zum going?

zum by Rob Earl December 29, 2003

radometer 

If anything flies off your dashboard while driving, your radometer has gone off.

Zude, slow down -- that's the third time the radometer's gone off.

radometer by Rob Earl December 29, 2003