Rob's definitions

wofl

acronym for waste of fucking life

that cracka is a wofl

by Rob May 3, 2004

alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

by Rob May 11, 2004

buttsechs

Sodomy. Bum sex. Anal sex. Fudge packing. Shit stabbing.

WUOLD YUO LIEK SUM BUTTSECHS?!?!1/1/1/1oneslashoneslash

by Rob May 16, 2004

the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

by Rob May 16, 2004

Glod

(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.

Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.

by Rob May 19, 2004

as i lay dying

the only reason san diego has good metalcore bands.

1. AILD (AS I LAy Dying) freaking rox!
2. Beneath The Encasing Of Ashes is The best Metal Album out there

by Rob May 20, 2004

grindcore metal

all of the above

crazy spazzed out/ intelligent musicians getting as far away from pop culture as possible.

The Locust: spaz grindcore
Dillenger Escape PLan: gnarly jazz grindcore
Scarlet: what the hell is this grindcore
Every Time I Die: you can actually understand this music
The Blood Brothers: hmm the sound of men screaming like girls grindcore ( very awesome stuff)

by Rob May 20, 2004