Rob's definitions

K-Town

Slang for Kinnelon NJ, a rich white suburbian mountain town filled with spoiled brats and asshole adults.

Also stands for pretty much for all towns starting with K

"Yo im from K-Town"
"You're a little bitch yo"

by rob November 21, 2004

brown-stick

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick in the ass who was holding a shit in all day long.

Your sister is a nasty bitch. She had to shit all day and waited till after I fucked her ass. Now I have a brown-stick.

by Rob April 27, 2006

Chinabells

chinabells, china bells.

The small balls of toilet paper that can collect on your bottom after wiping it. Only occurs if the wiper does not do a proper job or wipes too roughly.

That girl had chinabells in/on her ass.

by Rob April 3, 2004

gym buzz

After depleting your testosterone levels in the gym after working one body part to the point that, that part is completely destroyed and you decide to do another 5 sets with heavy weights.

You feel like your gonna throw up while doing bench press

by Rob September 2, 2003

miak stomach

The feeling you get in your stomach when u consume milk in too quick a time. Simply a heavy feeling in your stomach, with bad cases resulting in vomit, and good cases simply soothing your insides. Can be a good or bad thing.

Ohhh, that Big M gave me miak stomach!

by Rob February 23, 2004

dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.

A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.

by rob October 24, 2004

shwag

really leafy, dirty smelling weed.

leafy Outdoor weed.

by rob December 15, 2003