get a room

(Command). What my girlfriend's sister and boyfriend should do (See stab my eyes out with a saudering iron). Betters the human race. See common decency.

Those two have got to get a room, before my eyes start bleeding.

by Rob May 29, 2004

Bag of Bobbys

Cheap and substandard, or poor performing.
Derived from the low priced crisps an corn snacks commonly available in Spar and VG shops in England.

1) I bought this Alba stereo and its a complete Bag of Bobbys.
2) Did you see Portsmouth play arsenal in the FA cup? They were a Bag of Bobbys.

by Rob July 20, 2004

keep

"keep" is sarcastically said to someone you would like to stop doing something. Basically, it means "don't continue".

Sam, you're playing that music too loud. Keep!

by Rob October 30, 2004

bobadob

A bobadob is a something that looks like something else, but isn't.

That is one bobadob dude, it looks like the queen but it's a carrot!

by Rob October 13, 2003

round eye

Slang used by Asians to describe the white man or Americans.

You want sweet & sour pork? Silly round-eye!

by Rob April 21, 2003

whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.

I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go

by Rob December 08, 2003

sqump

WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend

Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him

by Rob April 09, 2005