Definitions by Roadman Scat

Alexed

Totally messing up a simple mechanical task and endangering lives in the process

My mate popped round to fit a wheel on my car - fucker Alexed it right up and knackered my wheel.

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When a slightly larger Northern lass (usually an Adultwork Booking) slowly teases you her way onto you for a marathon facesitting session.

My mate scatty booked this bird off adultworks and she gave him a proper Carlisle Sunset. He almost suffocated!

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