Shmon

errrr well me and my mate say it when we are pissed or walking along the street.

Shmon man!
Shmon u idiot

Your such a shmon

Shmon die plz

by robb August 04, 2004

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

by Robb December 24, 2003

tongue job

when a dude sticks his tongue up a pussy

"i gave mary the best tongue job last nite"

by Robb May 24, 2003

cased

to whipe out, see "tanked"

"Wow, Cody really cases the tabletop!"

by Robb May 28, 2003

spoog

when a girl has her period

"O man, my women just spooged on me"

by Robb May 21, 2003