River Rocks's definitions

Jalapenie

This means there was too many jalapenos on my burger.

It was way too jalapenie. The food is too damn hot, it's jalapenie!!

by River Rocks July 7, 2023

spunpuddle

When a woman is so spun on methamphetamines that she just lays there lethargically during sexual intercourse...like a dead fish on auto pilot

Bob's ex-wife was such a spunpuddle, that she allowed multiple people to use a Maglite while penetrating her

by River Rocks April 25, 2022

keep it on the downlow

In the closet; hiding the fact that you're gay

"Bob was afraid he would get caught kissing

George, so they had to keep it on the downlow."

by River Rocks September 8, 2018