Definitions by River Dove

divvy van 

(Australia)
1. Used to eject hooligans and drunks from sporting arenas while the cops have the cooshy ride up front
2. Note the varieties in vans, in sydney metal seats line either side while in melbourne belt buckles can be found at the back of the van, often broken causing a less than desirable ride home
3. Known to people outside of australia as paddy wagons

"You're goin home in the back of a divvy van" (claps follow this to the tune)

"I was drunken and disorderly so the cops took me home in the back of a divvy...i was moving all around the fucking place because some bastard broke the seat belts"

divvy van by River Dove December 25, 2004

stonk 

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked

That guy is full of stonk

stonk by River Dove February 19, 2004

River Dove 

1) Dark Brown Mare
Hurricane Sky - River Rough
Wins - $471,450, MRC Oakleigh Plate-G1, VRC Sprint H, MRC F&M H, VRC 3YO Fillies H, twice, 2d VRC Kensington S-LR

2) Poker Maestro, also known as 'the dove'

*And its River Dove, River Dove by a nose

*The dove has flopped the nuts

River Dove by River Dove February 19, 2004

shave a goat 

In actual fact means to "Have a Go" and if examined closely can see that if the 's' at the start and 'at' at the end are removed forms the original word

Just shave a goat wam
Shave a goat son!

shave a goat by River Dove February 19, 2004

Omaha Holdem 

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"

What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?

Omaha Holdem by River Dove February 19, 2004