The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.
Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025
Get the Denver water pipemug. I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.
Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard
Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*
Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*
Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard
Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*
Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*
Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"
Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*
Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*
by Ritards Future Father August 4, 2023
Get the Ritardmug.