Rimy Jobbs's definitions

Jugmafig

When your really angry over text and you wright some organized keyboard scribble.

Me: JUGMAFIG AHHHHHH!
Friend: what?
Me: I STUBED MY TOE!

by Rimy Jobbs April 28, 2023

Where are you?

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

That song you sing when your bf don't text back.
WhERe Are yOu?

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

Archie

The worlds worse person and he belongs ona sex offenders list. hes literally a dick but not like its gonna make his bigger

You know archie?
oh yeh the fucking annoying kid?

by Rimy Jobbs January 1, 2024

Bored

Its what you are right now. dislike if you are bored.

Me: bored
Bff: Noice

by Rimy Jobbs December 13, 2022

ADHD

I'm only one with it, not an expert dumbass. if your looking to be diagnosed go to the GP!
ADHD (or DAVE) is either attention deficit hyperactivity disorder or... ATENTION DEFICIT HEY DOUGHNUTS!
I am commonly told to listen better, it's annoying as fuck. I have interests in tanks and elves and art and find it easier to accomplish stuff if its actually interesting. so to all you educators out there find the interest of the alien so they will work.

I have ADHD, HUH? can you repeat that?

by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022

No

The word that literally half the population is to fucking dumb to understand.

me: no
Kent Tahkahint: alright then ill keep screaming
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022

Foo

A verry loud and crakly fart.

Steve: Aww, lord all mightily did you do a Foo josh!
Josh: Uhh no? that was Your Mom

by Rimy Jobbs April 28, 2023