Rimy Jobbs's definitions

period

The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!

when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

Substitute Teacher

the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.

I hate substitute teachers.

by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022

Jugmafig

When your really angry over text and you wright some organized keyboard scribble.

Me: JUGMAFIG AHHHHHH!
Friend: what?
Me: I STUBED MY TOE!

by Rimy Jobbs April 28, 2023

Bored

Its what you are right now. dislike if you are bored.

Me: bored
Bff: Noice

by Rimy Jobbs December 13, 2022

ADHD

I'm only one with it, not an expert dumbass. if your looking to be diagnosed go to the GP!
ADHD (or DAVE) is either attention deficit hyperactivity disorder or... ATENTION DEFICIT HEY DOUGHNUTS!
I am commonly told to listen better, it's annoying as fuck. I have interests in tanks and elves and art and find it easier to accomplish stuff if its actually interesting. so to all you educators out there find the interest of the alien so they will work.

I have ADHD, HUH? can you repeat that?

by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022

Foo

A verry loud and crakly fart.

Steve: Aww, lord all mightily did you do a Foo josh!
Josh: Uhh no? that was Your Mom

by Rimy Jobbs April 28, 2023

No

The word that literally half the population is to fucking dumb to understand.

me: no
Kent Tahkahint: alright then ill keep screaming
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022