Substitute Teacher

the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.

I hate substitute teachers.

by Rimy Jobbs November 17, 2022

Bored

Its what you are right now. dislike if you are bored.

Me: bored
Bff: Noice

by Rimy Jobbs December 13, 2022

Foo

A verry loud and crakly fart.

Steve: Aww, lord all mightily did you do a Foo josh!
Josh: Uhh no? that was Your Mom

by Rimy Jobbs April 29, 2023

Advice

The thing I never asked for

Some dick head: can I give u some advice.
Me: no
Some dick head: did you kno-
Me: shudup.

by Rimy Jobbs December 01, 2022

Where are you?

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

That song you sing when your bf don't text back.
WhERe Are yOu?

by Rimy Jobbs December 09, 2022

Word

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Type an example of how its used in a sentence... (I had to word here sorry)

by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022

ADHD

I'm only one with it, not an expert dumbass. if your looking to be diagnosed go to the GP!
ADHD (or DAVE) is either attention deficit hyperactivity disorder or... ATENTION DEFICIT HEY DOUGHNUTS!
I am commonly told to listen better, it's annoying as fuck. I have interests in tanks and elves and art and find it easier to accomplish stuff if its actually interesting. so to all you educators out there find the interest of the alien so they will work.

I have ADHD, HUH? can you repeat that?

by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022