10 definitions by Rifleman59

Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

Whitney Dressed as Brittany

An old bird who dresses like a young bird when she really...really shouldn't

Fuck me .....I saw your mum out on the town last night...talk about Whitney dressed as Brittany

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010