Rifleman59's definitions

On it like a tramp on chips

To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else - As fast as a tramp would approach some disregarded chips

last night Fiona asked me if she could play my beef bugle.....i was on it like a tramp on chips

by Rifleman59 August 17, 2011

Whitney Dressed as Brittany

An old bird who dresses like a young bird when she really...really shouldn't

Fuck me .....I saw your mum out on the town last night...talk about Whitney dressed as Brittany

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010