Blow job - when the knob is held with one hand and gingerly sucked on the tip so it looks as if it is being played instead of sucked
Goodnight love.....before you go to sleep do you fancy playing the last post on my beef bugle......you do!!!, wank durch.
by Rifleman59 May 07, 2010
by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010
A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010