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A woman who, upon being married, takes on the responsibilities of mother for her husband. She will allow him to be slovenly and not have a job, just as long as he remains in the house. If the husband leaves the house, the New Mommy will call repeatedly to check on him and make sure he knows when he's expected home; to the point of where it makes the husband and his friends uncomfortable. If the husband has friends over, she becomes irate and antisocial to the point where the friends are no longer comfortable staying.

Ultimately, she achieves an unhealthy, but very effective control over her "husband."
You think Tim would wanna go grab a beer?

Dunno, he'll have to check with his New Mommy.
by Rick the Nature Boy April 17, 2008
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A super hot mom who doesn't have to work and spends the occasional afternoon mingling with the other Mc Mommies at the Mc Donalds playground with their children. She is usually dressed in revealing clothing with her hair and face done to perfection. It is said that they might be on the prowl for the occasional afternoon delight with a handsome blue-collar worker. That is why they function in groups, so that one may leave her kid with another "Mc Mommy" if needed. They usually frequent Mc Donalds out in the burbs next to Mc Mansions and urban development.
Mc Mommy has some nice buns.

Mc Mommy at 11 o'clock.

Can I have a Mc Mommy to go please?
by Rick the Nature Boy May 16, 2008
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A super hot mom who doesn't have to work and spends the occasional afternoon mingling with the other Mc Mommies at the Mc Donalds playground with their children. She is usually dressed in revealing clothing with her hair and face done to perfection. It is said that they might be on the prowl for the occasional afternoon delight with a handsome blue-collar worker. That is why they function in groups, so that one may leave her kid with another Mc Mommy if needed. They usually frequent Mc Donalds out in the burbs next to Mc Mansions and urban development.
Holy crap, check out that Mc Mommy.

Mc Mommy at 11 o'clock.

I'd like a Mc Mommy to go please.
by Rick the Nature Boy May 15, 2008
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A portly 30-something man who, after becoming unemployed, has decided to stay home and work odd part-time jobs from home. He rarely leaves the house, unless he is taken somewhere by his wife or new mommy. When accosted by friends concerning his demise, he doesn't care, because it is insanely obvious that he is supremely aware of how his actions will ultimately affect him and those around him.
"Tim needs to get off his ass and find a job."

"No, shut up, he's a jedi."
by Rick the Nature Boy April 9, 2008
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