Definitions by Rick Santorum
Chocoholic
Chocoholic by Rick Santorum November 14, 2006
egg beater
A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
egg beater by Rick Santorum November 2, 2006
Marco Polo
A person of European extraction who is sexually attracted to persons of East-Asian extraction, often to the exclusion of members of other racial/ethnic groups.
A person possesing what is often refered to as an "Asian-fetish"
A person possesing what is often refered to as an "Asian-fetish"
Hip Observer A: Are you aware that Mr. Ben Whitey is now pursuing relations with the new Chinese exchange student.
Hip Observer B: Verily, said gentleman is quite the "Marco Polo."
Hip Observer A: Yes, quite.
Hip Observer B: Verily, said gentleman is quite the "Marco Polo."
Hip Observer A: Yes, quite.
Marco Polo by Rick Santorum August 11, 2006