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Definitions by Rick Junk

Waterbury Wanker 

When you have a tiny, ginger micropenis and are also a molester
Don’t be a Waterbury wanker bro. A complete and total monkey spanker
Waterbury Wanker by Rick Junk April 17, 2024

Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.